Thursday, October 4, 2012
A Good Squeezer
Ella: Mom, I hate it when you and Dad do that thing.
Me: What thing?
Ella: Kissing on the lips, it's disgusting.
Me: Well when you grow up and have a husband I bet you are going to kiss him on the lips.
Ella: No I wont.
Me: What are you going to do when your husband tries to kiss you on the lips?
Ella: Run away.
Ella: But I am going to grow up and get a baby because I want a baby, but I don't want to squeeze her out cause that hurts. But I am a good squeezer. And I am going to name her Ludgee.
Me (holding down a burst of hysteria at the "good squeezer" part) : Woah! This is new, I thought you didn't want to grow up?
Ella: Because I want a ring like yours.
Me: So you want a ring and a baby but you don't want to kiss on the lips?
Ella: No way that's disgusting.